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PennMUSH  v.1.7.0p10	               -*-    Questions can be directed to:
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         -= Argen's Selections of BWTF MUSH Funny Moments =-

     [...Beacuse I've collected a bunch of them and I feel like hoarding 
         the dear things. ;) From various dates...mainly rather old...]


---[ July 14, 1997 ]------------------------------------\/---------------------

Polar Claw says, "What are we looking at, hmm?"
<OOC> Polar Claw says, "er talking about rather :D"
<OOC> Polar Claw says, "or discussing or whatnot :D"
<OOC> Polar Claw says, "basically, what the frag is going on :D"


---[ August 27, 1997 ]--------------------------------\/-----------------------

<Public> Coil says, "I +sized Argen today. I don't remember what it said but 
I'm sure she'd fit."
<Public> Flipoff says, "Argen is about the same size as me, so thats small..."
<Public> Argen says, "I'll fit, I'll fit :)"
<Public> Enigma grabs a plunger, "She'll fit fine with a little coaxing :)"


---[ September 25, 1997 ]--------------------------------\/---------------------

<Public> Rook would like to see everyone have 1 non-IC attack :)
<Public> Spitball says, "Spitball would have Insults_that_no_one_gets."
<Public> Tom Servofox Shadowfox says, "The Ankle_Nibble."
<Public> Velociripper likes Blitz's World's_Deadliest_Bite :)
<Public> Slicktrail says, "Does Waspinator have an Explode-on-contact attack?"
<Public> Rook would have Trip_and_fall_on_opponent attack :)
<Public> Tom Servofox Shadowfox gets his send_him_cheesy_movies attack.
<Public> Draws OCs, just ask, Altitron says, "Rook would have
Shoot_A_Random_Comrade attack."


---[ October 31, 1997 ]--------------------------------\/---------------------

<OOC> Coil says, "Actually I was quoting Skyfire. The bots needed to retreat
and Skyfire showed up and let them climb aboard. He said *Ask and you shall
receive*.""
<OOC> Enigma says, "Skyfire, Jesus, same difference :)"

<Public> Terrorsaur is busy doing PC work.  !RP_OK.
<Public> Coil says, "PC work?"
<Public> Enigma says, "Politically Correct work, it's where you go around
correcting people and calling them racist..."
<Public> Coil says, "Not racist. Color blind challenged."
<Public> Terrorsaur says, "No, PC work as in getting the family PC working
again."
<Public> Argen says, "No, it's working for the Progressive Conservative Party
-the great Canadian oxymoron :)"
<Public> Swiftkick says, "Argh.. the Progressive Conservatives.. NOO!!!!!"


---[ February 17, 1998 ]-----[ IC ]---------------------\/---------------------

Frostpaw cocks his head. "I am tactical advisor. That request would be in my 
authority would it not? I do not understand your complaint... Argen is a valued 
Maximal. I respect him as such."
Argen says, "Her."
<OOC> Frostpaw  would have noticed... shoot me later OOCly. :)
<OOC> Thunderstrike says, "How would you notice? I can't tell these mammals 
apart myself. :P"
<OOC> Frostpaw  lifts Argen up and checks.
<OOC> Argen dosen't think it's all that obvious with foxes...or TFs for that 
matter. :)
<OOC> Frostpaw  /would/ have it on file though, so nyah! :)
<OOC> Thunderstrike thinks the undertail check would work for foxes... but 
with birds like him, you'd just have to wait to see who lays eggs and who 
doesn't. :>


---[ February 29, 1998 ]--------------------------------\/---------------------

Enigma says, "Archy=Compy with feathers, Rip :)"
Velociripper says, "But they're not the same animal :) Different genera, at 
the least.."
Enigma says, "Yes they are. :) Compy's grew feathers and bcame Archys."
Velociripper bahs, they just sprouted feathers one day? ;)
Enigma says, "Yes :) They /evolved/ feathers you dolt. :)"

Fleetfoot says, "After reviewing the kind of OOC conversations we have, I've 
realized one thing about everyone on BW MUSH. We're all REALLY weird!"
Argen says, "You only just noticed?"


---[ April 07, 1998 ]------------------------------------\/--------------------

<Public> Still the same old Uplink says, "YEAH Canada!"
<Public> Professional Badass Tumbleweed boos the evil land of Canadia! :)
<Public> Panzer throttles Tumble with a hockey stick
<Public> Torca eats TW.
<Public> Headmaster Scorponok pelts you all with our cheap currency, "Take that!"
<Public> Professional Badass Tumbleweed evades both fat-asses :)
<Public> Call me Bender Silverbolt pelts you back with William Shatner!
<Public> Sojourn says, "Yeah! 40% my ass!"
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen digs out a quote from English class earlier 
today...
<Public> Panzer strikes Tumbleweed with his Long_Necked_Beer_Autocannon attack
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen says, "Teacher: "What does Canada have, after 
all?" 
Class: "Water!" "Fish!" "Trees!" "Ice!" Teacher: "Yeah, we've got ice to burn!""
<Public> Professional Badass Tumbleweed strikes all Canadians with his 
'My_country's_got_Nukes_and_yours_doesn't_so_neener_neener' attack :)
<Public> Call me Bender Silverbolt says, "Two words: Nuclear f'n weapons. :)"
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen has something to share. The first treaty Canada 
signed as an official, independent country was with...guess.
<Public> Cicadacon says, "Ice? That's that little stuff in lemonade right?" He 
sits back in a lawn chair on the beach in florida...."ahhhh.""
<Public> Panzer strikes all Americans with his So_what,_eh? attack
<Public> Call me Bender Silverbolt says, "Germany?"
<Public> Octal says, "Upper Volta!\"
<Public> Torca strikes TW with At_We_Aren't_The_Home_Of_Hanson attack :)
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen taptaps a paw.
<Public> Panzer says, "Azerbaijan."
<Public> Call me Bender Silverbolt says, "Graceland!"
<Public> Cicadacon strikes Torca with his We_Don't_Call_The_Damn_Show_Beasties 
attack.
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen idly clicks the log button and informs the 
assembled, "The United States. And the treaty was about..."
<Public> Still the same old Uplink says, "BEASTIES rocks!"
<Public> Panzer sics the IRS on Cicadacon
<Public> Octal says, "Sending their nasty alcohol into the States!"
<Public> Jumping on the Beasties bandwagon, Uplink says, "Giving them back 
Detroit?"
<Public> Panzer says, "'America' must be another word for 'suckass'."
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen says, "Nonono. Here's a clue: it's still an 
issue."
<Public> Call me Bender Silverbolt says, "You want it back?  Leave us the 
automotive plants,  you can have the rest. :)"
<Public> Octal says, "Quebec?"
<Public> Panzer says, "The B.C. Salmon fishing rights. :^)"
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen says, "Not quite that specific. But it /was/ 
about fish."
<Public> Panzer says, ".... fishing rights. :^)"
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen sinks chicken wire in the ocean along the 
border, laughing manacially. "And you're not getting any more of our fishies!"
<Public> Cicadacon inocently kicks Argen into the water, "Eyehehe, Wet furby."
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen says, "Help! hel...gurgle, glug."
<Public> Call me Bender Silverbolt says, "Drowned furby?"
<Public> Octal drags Argen out of his nice clean water.
<Public> Already Corrupted Argen drags herself onto dry land, looking like a 
drowned rat. Lovely.
<Public> All hail the rat, Packrat walks along the river and notices a 
rat. "Hey baby :)"


---[ April 24, 1998 ]------------------------------------\/--------------------

<OOC> Rook says, "If Otty beats Optimus does that make him the leader?
;)"
<OOC> Tarantulas hmms...perhaps =)
<OOC> Optimus Primal says, "Yes...and the proud owner of a bridge in
Brooklyn, and swampland in Florida."
<OOC> Clamp says, "Otty IS the true leader of the maximals!"


---[ May 18, 1998 ]-----[ IC ]--------------------------\/---------------------

<OOC> Velociripper feels like a couch... Otty pouncing me, Argen playing with 
my tail... ;)
<OOC> Argen notes "Couches don't have tails"
<OOC> Velociripper says, "OK, bad analogy :)"
<Public> Silverbolt says, "Ripper and Argen are playing some sick game..."
<Public> Velociripper whaps.
<Public> Glimmer says, "Like what?"
<Public> Silverbolt says, "She's trying to grab his tail..."
<Public> Velociripper says, "Small carnivore games. :)"
<Public> Argen nods at Ripper. "What he said."


---[ June 18, 1998 ]-----[ IC ]-------------------------\/---------------------

Slink walks in and rasps, "Whats been happening?"
Rook looks over at Slink. "Oh nothing much...just Flip and Gray going at it."
<OOC> Flipoff says, "Rook, that does -NOT- sound good."
<OOC> Rook says, "Err...yeah I just realized that."
<OOC> Windstorm LOLS! Flip, I didn't know you were that kind of girl! :>


---[ June 20, 1998 ]------------------------------------\/---------------------

<Public> Obviously not going to Botcon, Enigma phhhs, Canada.
<Public> Bungee-jumping Microsaur heys!
<Public> Flipoff @baps Nig!
<Public> Rook says, "Hey!"
<Public> Chef Sickle pounds on Nig!
<Public> The Muzzle of the Beast Wars, Overhaul @pounces on Nigs!
<Public> Bungee-jumping Microsaur sees quite a few Canadians. ^_-
<Public> Obviously not going to Botcon, Enigma chuckles at all the Canucks.
<Public> Tom Servofox Shadowfox says, "No, no ... Nig, it's 'Enigma phhhs.  
Canada, eh?'"
<Public> Argen humms O Canada
<Public> Flipoff grins, "Werre everywhere, us canadian spies..."
<Public> Graymalkin meows a counterpoint.
<Public> Obviously not going to Botcon, Enigma says, "You guys just stole that 
from England you realize? :)"
<Public> Chef Sickle says, "You guys took the US from England!"
<Public> Argen says, "O British Columbia/Our home on native land"
<Public> Obviously not going to Botcon, Enigma says, "So? At least we have 
actual resources aside from lumber :)"
<Public> Argen says, "One word: fish."
<Public> Rook says, "We also have wheat :)"
<Public> Flipoff says, "Corn"
<Public> Argen says, "And water. I heard you want our water."
<Public> Chef Sickle says, "Well we got a movie industry here in Vancouver too.  
Why Mr. Hulk Hogan is filming here now. ;)"
<Public> Obviously not going to Botcon, Enigma looks at Sickle oddly... :)
<Public> Chef Sickle says, "Read a book where the US ran out of natural gas or 
something then tried to take it form Canada by force but then Canada kicked 
their asses. ;)"
<Public> Skitter says, "Canada has stomped the US once."
<Public> Skitter says, "But..that's about it."
<Public> The Muzzle of the Beast Wars, Overhaul says, "We are Canadians. We 
drink Beer. We have alots of taxes. And we Kick Aft. Deal With It. :)"


---[ November 27, 1998 ]--------------------------------\/---------------------

<Public> Tumbleweed just needs his rifle and his cabin.....
<Public> Rhapsody says, "You have a _cabin_?  Geez.."
<Public> Tumbleweed says, "Well, not yet :)"
<Public> Tumbleweed hasta build it first :)
<Public> Rhapsody says, "Gonna chop all the wood yourself?  Tigatron's not
gonna like that..  ;)"
<Public> Tigatron says, "HEY!"
<Public> Tigatron says, "You must extract the minerals, make it out of steel!"
<Public> Swampbreath says, "Um, Tigger. That involves strip mining...."
<Public> Rhapsody says, "You want him to strip mine?"
<Public> Soupy Pudding Nightstrike stripmines the crystal lake area for copper
<Public> Maximal Kickball, Armordillo says, "You can only use trees that have
already fallen. :)"
<Public> Tigatron says, "No, he must use x-rays. :>"
<Public> Maximal Kickball, Armordillo says, "So you want him to irradiate
whole areas now? :)"
<Public> Tigatron says, "Bah, don't build a cabin. :>"
<Public> Rhapsody says, "Wow, Tigatron's a pretty big threat to the
environment..  ;)"

<Public> Tigatron also likes Snow Stalker, mmm baby.
<Public> Tumbleweed says, "Beastiality! Tigatron shalt be stoned! it says it
in the good datapad! :)"
<Public> RACY horse, Faraday says, "What are you talking aobut Tumbie?? 
Tigatron already IS stoned...  silly hippie guy.  ;D"
<Public> Tumbleweed peers at Faraday's title for a moment, restraining the
drool before saying "Point taken" :)
<Public> Hurricane smacks Tumbleweed, "Keep yer hormones in check." :)
<Public> Maximal Kickball, Armordillo says, "Kinda hard when Fara's being
Racy... though how a horse can be racy is beyond me. :)"
<Public> Rattrap Watches this place start to turn into 'Beastiality Wars' :P
<Public> Swampbreath slaps Tumble, since Coy isn't on to do it ;)


---[ October 31, 1998 ]--------------------------------\/----------------------

<Public> Wonder-Twink powers, activate! Altitron runs out of candy.
<Public> Wonder-Twink powers, activate! Altitron turned off his porch light 
and shut the door.
<Public> Wonder-Twink powers, activate! Altitron hides his cat. :>
<Public> TECHNICOLOR Enigma says, "That's not enough! Good lord, nail it
shut! Roll out the barbed wire!"
<Public> Argen says, "Nail the /cat/ shut?"
<Public> TECHNICOLOR Enigma says, "No the door, you silly fox. :)"
<Public> Optimal Optimus Primal says, "Nail the cat to the door?"
<Public> Optimal Optimus Primal says, "Well, it is Halloween..."
<Public> Argen laughs evilly. "Nail the cat."
<Public> Argen barb-wires the cat to the door.
<Public> Wonder-Twink powers, activate! Altitron says, "A sacrifice to the 
trick-or-treater god! Leave us alone you spawns of Satan! Take my cat instead!"


---[ December 20, 1998 ]--------------------------------\/---------------------

<Public> Panzer gets out a remote control and starts playing with the buttons.
<Public> Clamp says, "I don't think you should be pushing his interface
in public.."
<Public> "Always Know Where Your Towel Is" Muskon flexes his fingers as 
Panzer pushes the 'Finger Flex' button.
<Public> Panzer says, "Hmm, I wonder what this BIG RED BUTTON does?" and
presses it.
<Public> Clamp says, "A push-me Muskon. ;)"
<Public> "Always Know Where Your Towel Is" Muskon explodes.